Sweet fuzzy Moses, I made homemade cream of potato soup yesterday. I used half and half as the cream. It was good, but had a taste I couldn't place.
Fast forward to today, I am fixing coffee and putting half and half in my cup, Lily says, "Hey can I have a glass of that?"
Me:"You want a glass of half and half?"
Lily:"That isn't half and half, it says it is egg nog." Unfortunately, she was right. I'm an idiot.